(Source: clariieeapu, via becomeacasualtyofsociety)
Mostly everything is made in China, except for babies. They’re made in VaChina.
But really, from the point of view of a girl like myself, some girls are just really complicated.
Neuschwanstein Castle, Allgau, Bavaria, Germany (di Henk Meijer)
I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.
He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”
And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’
Let me just say that this is the best interpretation of a painting I have ever seen
^^^^
no mom
mom no
NO
omygods
(Source: lemon-sprinkles, via leilockheart)
| Talk show guest: | Well at a young age I was sexually abused and just a few years later my whole family died in a tragic boating accident. I lost everything. |
| Tyra Banks: | Well Tracy, I know exactly how upset you are right now because when I was 17 in Paris, I once lost my car keys. Which was also very devastating. |
imagine if this happened.
| *meeting your favourite band member/idol* | |
| You: | Hi, I'm- |
| Band member: | I know who you are, I stalk your blog on tumblr omg. I know that you love me and I want you to be the mother to my children. Let's raise the fuck out of our kids okay and then we can get married omg, we're meant to be. |
